Shaw supposedly replied, "And now, let me see, dear child, what was your mother's name?"

He supposedly replied, "Either way suits me."

To which Parker supposedly replied, "It's a jail".

When Marilyn Monroe was asked what she wore to bed, she supposedly replied, "Chanel No. 5."

To which Hendrix supposedly replied, "I don't know, you'll have to ask Phil Keaggy!"

Management liked to tell the story of how it asked Ed Garvey of the union to get together and he supposedly replied, "I can't.

He supposedly replied, "I've been a quarterback since high school, and I've been black all my life."

Wharton supposedly replied, 'staring about her through her lorgnette, "Why, my dear?" '

And when the Babe was asked if he thought he deserved to be making more money than the President, he supposedly replied: "Why not?

In a typical anecdote, when asked why he was moving to Missouri, Boone supposedly replied, "I want more elbow room!"