But Bill is not a middle-aged guy with erectile dysfunction.

A newspaper shot of a middle-aged guy with a broken nose.

Or maybe just a middle-aged guy and his version of a boy's treehouse.

He lives in Chicago and describes himself as a "middle-aged white guy since 1967".

It's not just the middle-aged white guy who gets to have all the terrifying fun of falling to pieces.

She's a young female in a field dominated by middle-aged white guys.

There was a guy lying in the street, a middle-aged guy.

"It used to be mainly middle-aged single guys but now I get more contact from women, teenagers and people in their 20s."

Make him look like one of those old middle-aged guys who have gone to seed.

"I'm a middle-aged guy now; they're still talking to me."