The little asshole was stupid, which was why he listed his name in the phone book.

Bubba would teach the little asshole, oh yes he would.

Look at all the little assholes scurry, he thought.

"Have you ever seen so many twerpy little assholes in all your life?"

They had already talked on the phone 'about the little asshole blowing himself up.

Let me tell you, he used to be a little asshole.

And this little asshole was lying through his teeth.

After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising.