Have the media ever stopped wondering why this idiot gets so much attention?

Any idiot who calls you in the middle of the night gets your time.

Maybe for all the wrong reasons but the "law of averages" means that every so often even an idiot can get it right.

"See if that young idiot gets himself shot down there?"

Still, at least these two idiots finally got it together.

"Any idiot can get on the pop charts in Britain."

I am not letting that idiot get his hands on the spur.

"Only an idiot would get into the fixes he did."

Like, how some idiot will get his hand stuck in a jar?

In reality, any idiot can get one, and with minimal luck, avoid taking a driving test ever again.