As detailed by the song, the "dirty deeds" performed at low cost include:

He said, "Bellarosa's deed will include the gatehouse, too, of course.

The deed includes "That the property be used forever as a park and recreation grounds.

These deeds include donating a cow, food, wealth or any sacrifice etc.

The deed included "the buildings, improvements, privileges, advantages and appurtenances."

The deed of gift included the following conditions:

The deed of sale included easement restrictions that preserved the property from development.

Many deeds include the provision that owners must first offer their property back to the association in the event of a sale.

The deed includes a disclaimer for injuries caused by chemicals.

Less documented deeds of his include saving children from drowning.