"I want my life back the way it was, before all this magic and spells and Vikings traveling through time."

From there he moved to the superpirates of the 1980s, before a spell with legal radio in London, England.

A move to Stoke City in 2000 saw him sent out on loan to several teams before a short-lived spell with 2.

They were thick and rubbery and the shipment arrived just before a spell of cold fall weather.

Then he studied science at University College, Nottingham before a brief spell as a schoolteacher.

Craig spent a year in Dumfries before a short spell with Brechin City.

A year at Stranraer followed, before a short-lived spell at Montrose.

Weale spent the 1930-31 season with Cardiff City, for whom he made only five appearances before a spell in non league football.

He went on to play for Ellesmere Port Town before a second spell with Altrincham.

Three years with Dumbarton followed, before a two-year spell with Brechin City.