As of December 2012, there are no additional Real Housewives in production.

The Real Housewives of Miami is currently in production season 3.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is finished airing season 5.

Those are the two events that should never, ever occur in the world of any Real Housewife.

And, a recently rehabbed "Real Housewife" is spotted out!

Why else to watch those "Real" Housewives shows on TV?

Melissa has also successfully parlayed her fame from Real Housewives into a music career.

Just don't start buying those records by the Real Housewives, please.

Early seasons of some Real Housewives carried-over the statements from the previous season.

Oh, "The Real Housewives of Miami," is this the best you can do?