I love the high quality of education most Guardian readers have.

Using a windows phone and you call yourself a Guardian reader?

It's sometimes hard to work out what Guardian readers seem to hate the most.

I hope Guardian readers are not sucked in by this.

Please tell us something most Guardian readers didn't already know or suspect.

But you are preaching to Guardian readers and this is what they want to hear.

We Guardian readers are very sympathetic - please feel free to share.

In other words, it will be a great hit with Guardian readers.

Guardian readers are not the ones you have to persuade about this.

Do Guardian readers need someone to hold their hand through everything in life?