My son drummed up major debts, turned to gambling, declared himself bankrupt and then left the girl.

If your adult son declares he's a homosexual, what do you do?

Imagine that your grown son comes to you and declares that he is a homosexual and wants to live with another man.

"Nebraska is prettier than California," my son declared.

"I don't want to go to bed early," his son declared indignantly.

The sons bury their mother, but declare that they have tired of their father's tyranny and now will rebel against it.

"Snowball fight," my son declares, and the boys quickly disassemble him for new purposes.

The guests select one not knowing its contents, and the son declares it the "truth speech".

"This is a great country and it's an honor to live here," the 64-year-old son of the late Soviet Premier declared this week.